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Lil' Reviews of Reviews


Grazie Mille!
Thank you, Timothy R., Eagle Rock, Los Angeles, CA for your review of The Italian Deli Co. in Pasadena, CA. Oh, Timothy, you have no idea what you've done. Or perhaps, at this point, you do. You've written one of those reviews that leaves a beautiful opportunity for someone to respond, and today it's not me! It's Gary C., Business Owner. Every artist has their muse, and on September 8th, 2025, you were the Ono to Gary's Lennon. I guess I can do nothing more than humbly thank
Lil
Oct 28, 20251 min read


Hair is Everything
Thank you, Cheryl Nulik, for your review of Supercuts in Pasadena, CA. People should have to sign a waiver at the salon when they ask for bangs, agreeing to take full responsibility for how they turn out. Obviously, there are different levels of skill amongst hairdressers, but bangs are not for everyone. In fact, they're not for most people, and the decision to get bangs is usually made when mentally unstable. I would argue that adopting a dog is less of a commitment than ge
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Oct 21, 20252 min read


Great(ish) Expectations
Thank you, Stephanie, M., Waterford Township, MI for your review of the Paula Deen Store in Gatlinburg, TN. I recently opened a fortune cookie with the following fortune inside: Aside from the humor of knowing the writer of these fortunes has clearly had enough, I think you need to take a minute to think about the message. What exactly were you expecting? It's located near Dollywood, it's dedicated to a Southern TV chef, and she's known for using butter and being racist. I im
Lil
Oct 14, 20251 min read


Whatever You Say, Man
Thank you, Jeremy C., Heber City, UT, for your review of the Red Light District in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Sure, sure, sure, guy from...
Lil
Oct 7, 20251 min read


Mid is Meh and Other Things That Don't Make Sense
Thank you, P H, Local Guide, for your review of Salazar in Los Angeles, CA. For those, like me, who don't understand what anyone is...
Lil
Sep 30, 20252 min read


Aldi IS a Fun Stop!
Thank you, Sally H., Kodak, TN for your review of Aldi grocery store in Sevierville, TN. Sally, this is so wonderfully positive and oddly...
Lil
Sep 23, 20252 min read


But Think of the Children...
Thank you, Karolina E., Brooklyn, NY for your review of LaGrande Orange in Pasadena, CA. Perhaps this is a polarizing opinion, but here...
Lil
Sep 16, 20252 min read


Talk it Out!
Thank you, Dianna S., Phoenix, AZ for your review of Simply Smashing "a Rage Release Room" in Tempe, AZ. This is a very bad review of...
Lil
Sep 9, 20251 min read


Shame is the Name of the Game
Thank you, Kevin H., San Diego, CA for your review of Purple Room in Palm Springs, CA. Because H. is a pretty common last name, I...
Lil
Sep 2, 20251 min read


Nothing Means Anything
Thank you, Leanna S., Sparks, NV for your review of Bearizona in Williams, AZ. According to Google, “Bearizona is a drive-through safari...
Lil
Aug 26, 20252 min read


Ostrich Activism
Thank you, Meaghan, for your review of OstrichlandLand USA, a 33-acre ostrich and emu breeding farm in Solvang, CA. I don't know about a...
Lil
Aug 19, 20251 min read


The Time Has Pun
Thank you, Tracey D., Howell, NJ, for your review of Pastabilites in Syracuse, NY. Puns are a divisive form of humor. Some people love...
Lil
Aug 12, 20251 min read


Closing Time
Thank you, Chip A., Rockwall, TX for your review of The Hot Bite in Juneau, AK. And thank you, Alison N., Savannah, GA for your review of...
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Aug 5, 20253 min read


The Water is Fiiiinnnneeee
Thank you, Francis Y., New York, NY for your review of Cafe Maud in New York, NY. Wow! Elena sounds awesome, especially since she’s able...
Lil
Jul 29, 20251 min read


Lay Your Burden Down
Alexus H., Lookout Valley Neighborhood Association, Chattanooga, TN, thank you for your review and for doing your due diligence but, more...
Lil
Jul 22, 20253 min read


Keep Walking, Buddy
Thank you, Ty D., Portland, OR for your review of Hellenika Cultured Creamery in Seattle, WA. As a non-business owner, I don’t need to...
Lil
Jul 15, 20251 min read


Just Don't Go Back
Thank you, Miranda P., Jonesboro, AR for your review of Tracey's Original Irish Channel Bar in New Orleans, LA. Before I say anything,...
Lil
Jul 8, 20252 min read


'Murica's Birthday Week
Thank you, Courtney S., Los Angeles, CA for your review of the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest held every year on...
Lil
Jul 1, 20251 min read


The Truffle with Privilege
Thank you, Jack P., Arcadia, CA for your review of Islands Fine Burgers & Drinks in Pasadena, CA. I hate to start two reviews in a row...
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Jun 24, 20252 min read


Splitwiser
Thank you, Bobbi D., New York, NY for your review of Osteria 57 in New York, NY. Ugh. It truly doesn’t matter how unprofessional the...
Lil
Jun 17, 20251 min read
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