Whatever You Say, Man

Thank you, Jeremy C., Heber City, UT, for your review of the Red Light District in Amsterdam, Netherlands. 

Sure, sure, sure, guy from Utah. That’s what everyone goes there for: cultural exchange and people watching. 

I can’t tell if you’ve never actually been or if you’ve been and you’re trying to play it off as though you’ve visited with the purest of intentions. You know, because… Utah. But sure, if you'd like us to believe that you strolled the streets of the Red Light District, innocently nibbling your stroopwafel, open to conversations on world affairs, then sure, sure, sure.

Four out of five stars, you silly goose. 

See you next Tuesday.