Pass Me the Hand Sanitizer

So, this is a review of Sea Mountain Nude Club in Las Vegas, NV left by Robert W., Lemon Grove, CA with a response from Dew W. (if that's even your real name), Business Owner.

Ew, ew, ewwwwww, you guys.

Ew.

Ew.

EW.

I can't bring myself to say thank you because I feel the opposite of that. This is such a gross interaction with an unfortunate yet probably apt analogy, and I just hate it so much. The five people who clicked the 'Oh No' button are the only ones with the correct reaction. Count me in as the sixth.

What would your mother(s) say about this?

Zero out of five stars.

See you next Tuesday, I'm going to take a shower.