Thank you, Rebecca W., Camarillo, CA for your review of the Cliffs of Moher in County Clare, Republic of Ireland. Oh, Rebecca, even if you decided to take a dump in the middle of the path leading to the cliffs like an animal would, it would be less embarrassing than complaining about unisex bathrooms. I live with a man, so I understand not wanting to share a bathroom with them, but I think we both know that's not what this is about. I don't know why you waste your money trave

Thank you, Rick G., New York, NY, for your review of the Saint Patrick's Day Parade in New York, NY. Before we get started, I'd like to address the elephant in the room. It is Wednesday , not Tuesday. Personal time is hard to come by for me these days, and I could not get it together in time. Better late than never, I suppose, so, let's get to it. Though this was written in 2009, I do agree with most of what has been said, though I think it should be emphasized that what you

So, this is a review of Sea Mountain Nude Club in Las Vegas, NV left by Robert W., Lemon Grove, CA with a response from Dew W. (if that's even your real name), Business Owner. Ew, ew, ewwwwww, you guys. Ew. Ew. EW. I can't bring myself to say thank you because I feel the opposite of that. This is such a gross interaction with an unfortunate yet probably apt analogy, and I just hate it so much. The five people who clicked the 'Oh No' button are the only ones with the correct r

Recently, I purchased the DOQAUS Digital Hygrometer Indoor Thermometer Humidity Meter Room Thermometer with 5s Fast Refresh Accurate Temperature Humidity Monitor for Home, Bedroom, Baby Room, Office, Greenhouse, Cellar (Black) from Amazon. I can't explain it, but something about this image led me to believe that it would be much, much bigger than it actually is. This thing is comically small. I'm not going to bother sending it back, but I just wish there was some way I could

Thank you, D P., Denver, CO for your review of the Salem Witch Museum in Salem, MA. Welcome to my youth! Those of us who grew up in New York know that the only place your school will ever take you on a trip is Boston, and always at the most disgustingly frigid time of year for some reason. I'm assuming nowhere else in the Northeast would welcome a horde of rambunctious, minimally supervised kids with open arms. In fifth grade, I was the only student in the entire class who vo

Thank you, Jenn M., Santa Rosa, CA for your review of Olive Garden Italian Restaurant in Rohnert Park, CA. I'll be honest, I came to this Yelp page looking for disaster, specifically, a Valentine's Day disaster (my favorite kind.) It's not that I don't want people to enjoy love; I'd simply prefer they do it on their own terms rather than on the capitalist clock and with reasonable expectations. Anywho! What I found instead was what I believe to be the most perfect review I ha

Thank you, Kathy R., Wendover, UT for your review of Home Sweet Spillman Home in Wendover, UT, which was listed under "Local Flavor" and seems to be... ... your house? This is certainly a first for me. I didn't even know this was possible, but I guess, why not? Not sure I'd want all of Yelp to know my address, but given there's only one review, I doubt you're in danger of attracting the masses. If I wrote a review of my home, I'd likely say the same thing. Wholesome is the fe

Thank you, Natalie G., AZ, AZ for your review of The Hungtingon Library, Art Museum, and Botanical Gardens in Pasadena, CA. Call me crazy, but if I'm going to wake up in the morning and drive directly to a location that is in another state, I'm going to call ahead to make a reservation. Or I would at least call to see if they're open, during which phone call, they would likely inform you that you need a reservation. A simple Google search would have sufficed. It would have le

Thank you (I guess), Shari W., for your “review” of Salazar Frogtown in Los Angeles, CA.  OKAY SHARI, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TROUT?  One out of five stars. See you next Tuesday.

Thank you, Jen W., Altadena, CA for your review of WiSpa, a Korean spa, in Los Angeles, CA. Quick question: Why do you think you're better than everybody else? Line to check in or out, we're all paying customers. If this is the attitude you're leaving WiSpa with, then you're doing it wrong. The only negative reviews should be about people getting each other off in the saunas or pubes in the hot tubs. I'm so sorry to everyone around you that day who had to take in your negativ

Thank you, Allan D., Reno, NV for your review of Yellowstone National Park in the United States of America. Reviews of National Parks or any kind of nature are my favorite, because (and this might come as a shock) Mother Nature isn't scouring TripAdvisor for constructive criticism. So, who exactly is this review for? Actually, everything you've mentioned in here could be a perfectly appropriate, mundane journal entry. Have you considered this as something you might want to

Thank you, Leslie G., Urban Honolulu, HI for your review of Twenty Pho Hours (get it?) in Los Angeles, CA. I barely even know what to say about this other than, wow, Leslie! I don't think this is quite the compliment to the chef as you'd like it to be. " The food is delicious, but if you finish your plate, you will be in physical pain " isn't exactly a selling point. Given that this is your first and only review, I'm guessing it wasn't your New Year's resolution to become an

The year 2025 is about to come to a close, and what a year it was. As I sat in my rocking chair this morning, in my chilly living room, drinking a cup of Yogi Honey Lavender Stress Relief tea, I thought, instead of doomscrolling, I'd see what the people had to say about this supposed cure-all. Thank you, mariana, Pam Casteel, Dilvaney, 💰 Ms.Money bags💰, Mayra, and Breyona Coger, for your reviews and for expressing exactly what I feel. That being said, I will add, even thou

Thank you, Matt S., Eureka, CA for your review of Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles, CA. I hope everyone has a better Christmas than Matt S. had in 2022. Two out of five stars. See you next Tuesday.

Thank you, Dan B., Chicago, IL for your review of The Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan, NY.  DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT CHRISTIANITY ACTUALLY IS?! DOESN’T FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.  PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE THIS WORLD SOOOOOO EXHAUSTING. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Zero out of five stars.  See you next Tuesday.

Thank you, Bryan C., Franklin, OH for your review of Dutch Valley Restaurant in Sugarcreek, OH. I've been thinking about this review for quite some time - not since 2013 when it was written, but since I found it a couple of months ago - because there's something about it that bothers me. Maybe it's the one star, maybe it's the implication that old people don't have good taste, maybe it's that you wrote a review at all, maybe it's all of the above. So, I did a little research

Thank you, Adrienne C., Overton, Birmingham, AL for your review of Hooters in Pelham, AL. Geez, I'm certainly not one to side with the Yelper, but this is actually the nicest you could ( should ) have been considering THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY SILVERWARE. This is like going to the bank and finding out they don't have any cash after you've already pressed withdraw. Bizarre to say the least. Adrienne C., you've attached a photo of said fork, which I'm sharing separately below becau

Thank you, Tom P., San Francisco, CA for your review of Popeye's in Las Vegas, NV. The help?! Have you ever seen the movie The Help ? Someone needs to bake you a pie. You deserve to be publicly booed. BOOOOOOOOOO. I hope your butthole is slightly itchy for the rest of your life. ZERO out of five stars. See you next Tuesday.

Thank you, Joe Y., Flushing, NY for your review of Jakes 58 Casino & Hotel in Islandia, NY. Crazy idea here... if you have a gambling problem, perhaps any casino won't help with that? Though, according to my husband, this is a legitimate piece of information, as there are machines that eat your money faster than others. Which brings me back to my original point: If you have a gambling problem (or if you just like money - specifically having it), a casino probably isn't a goo

Thank you, Jeffrey H., Northridge, CA, for your review of IKEA in Hermosa Beach, CA. I hope that in the nearly three years since you wrote this review, you've found some peas in your life. Pun intended. One out of five stars. See you next Tuesday.