Trash Day

Thank you, Priscilla M., Los Angeles, CA, for your review of Osa Rooftop in Pasadena, CA.

I'm trying to work on my swearing because my son is learning to talk, and my mother keeps joking that one of his first words will be "fuck." Luckily, he can't read, so I'll begin with one giant FUCK YOU.

Is it your first day on earth? Your friend "just" wanted to give her mom - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. She "just" what?! Thinks that common decency doesn't apply to her? Don't go out to eat if you can't afford to tip, though I doubt that's really the issue here. What it comes down to is that you're all TRASH.

After scrolling through your Yelp review history, I was surprised to find that you have many positive reviews. You also go out a lot. I feel bad for these establishments being patronized by someone who thinks that tipping should not be expected. You're at a restaurant in the United States. It is expected. "It's not our fault you're not paid a living wage." Go fuck yourself, you absolute piece of human garbage.

Barging into the women's bathroom was not aggressive enough, in my opinion. You spent enough time with the server to know he's 40 and from Chihuahua, Mexico, so I'm assuming the service was good. It sounds like you may have even expressed interest in his life. I don't generally ask staff I don't care for their age or where they're from. Not tipping implies that there was an issue, and based on your review, there seems to be none except that... YOU'RE TRASH.

I hate you. Have I made myself clear?

Zero out of five stars, you tacky bitch (derogatory).