And Another Thing!

Thank you, Monica C., Palmyra, NJ, for your review of Wilson's Restaurant & Live Music in Hi-Nella, NJ.

So, you began with "Let me just say One thing" and then went on to say at least twelve other things. That's no way to gain a reader's trust. We just met, and you immediately lied to me. Not a good start, Monica.

Then, you raved about everything except for the shrimp and the added gratuity (I'll get to that in a second), yet you only gave them three stars. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED, MONICA?! You said you can't wait to return! You said "XOXO." You signed off with "Love Monica." These are some seriously mixed signals. I'm sure Wilson is just as confused as I am.

As for the gratuity... Have you ever dined out with 18-20 other people and not had gratuity added? That's A LOT of people. This should not come as a surprise to you at all. Whoever your server was deserves 20% and a stiff post-shift drink.

Honestly, I don't know why I'm so mad at you. It's probably because of all of the above and the fact that your random capitalizations are out of control. But I'm glad you had a good time. I really am. Though I'm going to give you the advice my elementary school teachers used to give, which is to read your work out loud before turning it in.

Two out of five stars.

Ciao for Now.

See you next Tuesday.