You're Feeling Very... Effusive

Thank you, Heather F., Seattle, WA, Jenni T., San Diego, CA, and Jean C., Tenino, WA for your reviews of South Sound Hypnosis in Olympia, WA, the only three reviews for the entire business.

These sound like infomercials. All very positive. All pretty vague.

The question is, how can one trust a review for a hypnotist?

I've never been hypnotized before, but from my limited understanding, when you've been hypnotized, you're in a trance, therefore unaware of your actions. How am I supposed to believe that you actually had a good experience? You don't even know!

Did Dave really make you a different person, or is he just good at hypnotizing people into giving him great Yelp reviews? We don't know. There's no way to know! How could we know?

I'm really open to a debate here. If someone can explain to me why I should definitely believe these three stellar reviews of South Sound Hypnosis, please email me at lilreviewsofreviews@yahoo.com. I mean it.

Three out of five stars.

See you next Tuesday.