Who You Gonna Call?

Thank you, Jay C., Elkhart, IN for your review of Jesuits Paranormal serving the Elkhart area.

Is this business what I think it is, one might ask?

The answer is yes. So, that's something!

While I'm glad you had a good experience, Jay, I'm going to need more information. Any bit of specificity would help. What exactly did they do? This isn't like needing your carpet shampooed or your house fumigated for termites. There's no standard of conduct for this sort of thing. Or is there?

Was it like Ghostbusters? The Exorcist? Poltergeist? Did you and your family putter around the garage while they got to work, or did you have to relocate to a hotel? Are you traumatized? Doesn't seem like it. Was your house covered in slime when you returned? Is there a warranty period?

Maybe you're fine not asking questions, but I am not. I'm afraid of flying, so I've considered getting my pilot's license to get over it. You know what I mean? Knowledge is power.

Not to get bogged down by our philosophical differences, but, were I someone who needed a spirit removed from my home, I don't know if I could trust your review because it is extremely vague. Positive but lacking.

Fingers crossed your home remains spirit-free!

Three out of five stars.

See you next Tuesday.