The United Gays of America

Thank you, Brandon P., Los Angeles, CA, for your review of The Cock in New York, NY.

And thank you, Robert T., Midtown West, New York, NY, for your review of The Cock in New York, NY.

AND thank you, Adam S., Federal Way, WA, for your review of The Cock in New York, NY.

Don't know what I was expecting for a bar called 'The Cock' but the message could not be clearer! All of your reviews are extremely helpful. Helpful to those who do OR do not want to come to this type of establishment. Call me old-fashioned, but I would not enjoy this.

The only men I want to watch getting each other off are Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov, and they are not real people; they are fictional characters played by gorgeous 20-something men in peak physical condition. You get what I'm saying? I don't think watching your garden-variety assortment of gays would do it for me. Also, it sounds sticky. But I'm not the target demographic either, so who cares!

Why did I even choose to review these reviews? I honestly don't know. It's been a good week for our country and people who want other people to have rights, so I'm feeling good. And I'm happy that there's a place for dudes to get shame-free public blow jobs while staring at other dudes.

However, I will be deducting one star for the blatant bragging you're all doing; that is a quality I just do not like. Actually, though, I'm going to give it back because of the person who found Adam S's glasses and brought them to the front. Excellent character! Way to look out for each other!

Five out of five stars!

See you next Tuesday!