Heavens to Betsy!

Thank you, Jack R., Los Angeles, CA for your review of L'Ermitage Beverly Hills, a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, CA.

My son is entering week two of a stomach virus, so I'll make this quick; there's poop everywhere.

OH MY GOD! NO LIMES?! No LIMES?! No limes!?! How on earth did you manage? I hope you've sought therapy for this unimaginable trauma.

I love reading reviews like this from the before times, specifically late 2019. Here you are complaining about bar fruit when there's about to be a global pandemic. I imagine you didn't fare well in the early 20's, and that gives me a bit of delight.

One out of five stars.

See you next Tuesday.