Get Pitted

Thank you, Halle S., New York, NY for your review of Tal Bagels (89th St location) in New York, NY. 

WARNING: My review today is based entirely on my opinion and not my usual diplomatic breakdown of the situation. (LOL)

“Had one of the worst bagels of my life today. Got a sesame bagel with olive cream cheese.” 

FULL STOP. 

I don’t need to read any further to know that this was one of the worst bagels of your life. The only thing worse I can imagine is a cinnamon raisin bagel with olive cream cheese and I shudder at the thought.

I don’t make the rules but a sesame bagel with OLIVE cream cheese? Straight to jail! That is disgusting. The olive pit was a sign from the beyond that you had made a grave error but then you kept going so they had to think of something more alarming like string.

You just didn’t listen, Halle S. No one to blame but yourself. 

Sesame bagel with olive cream cheese… Jesus Christ.

One out of five stars. 

See you next Tuesday.