Thank you, Hambick N., Pasadena, CA for your review of 7-Eleven in Pasadena, CA. It’s rare but occasionally I like to take a moment and...

Thank you, LaVern Davis, for your review of Coney Island in Brooklyn, NY. Did you feel that? My eyes roll so hard into the back of my...

Thank you, Jayden L. Verdugo Woodlands, Glendale, CA (that’s a mouthful) for your review of Mendocino Farms in Los Angeles, CA. "Ugh" is...

Thank you, Sofia S., NJ, NJ for your review of Penn Station in NY, NY. In a couple of years, when your youngest child is old enough to...

Thank you, Jackson E., San Francisco, CA for your review of the National September 11th Memorial Museum in New York, NY. You reviewed a...

Thank you, Brent S., Estero, FL for your review of Arby’s in Bonita Springs, FL. This review was 100 percent written by a drunk person...

Five out of five stars for all your reviews of the constipation reliever, Dulcolax. No notes. See you next Tuesday.

Thank you, Jango F., Chicago, IL for your review of the Red Light District in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Let me start by saying that I...

I had a lot going on at your age. Things like little league baseball, playing dress up, Irish step dancing, trying to get in touch with...

Thank you, Annie Z., Laguna Woods, CA for your review of Cafe Du Monde in New Orleans, LA. And thank you for addressing the elephant in...

Thank you, Mark S. Omaha, NE for your review of Mangia Italiana in Omaha, NE. What you did on October 24th, 2016 was a noble deed. I,...

Thank you, Matt P. Los Angeles, CA for your review of The Oinkster in Los Angeles, CA. I appreciate that you're willing to give it...

Thank you, Zach L., Millburn, NJ for your review of Artichoke Pizza in New York, NY. If you haven’t seen it already, I’d like to...

Thank you, Caroline G. Falmouth, ME for your review of Yellowstone National Park. What... does any of this mean? One out of five stars....

Thank you, Anon Y. Central LA, West Hollywood, CA, for your review of Erewhon in Los Angeles, CA (the one by the Grove). For those...

Thank you, Froge B. Holtsville, NY for your review of a McDonald’s in a location I forgot to write down. Just a quick technicality before...

Thank you, Hut A., Pacoima, CA for your review of Spago, Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant in the Beverly Hills area of Los Angeles, CA. I can...

Thank you, Justin M., Hackensack, NJ for your review of Manhattan, NY. If you are serious, this makes you a bigot. If you are joking,...

Thank you, Amazon Customer, United States, for your review of Acqua dell’Elba, a cologne for men. I’m going to go ahead and give you a...

Thank you, Joseph N., Las Vegas, NV, for your review of Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL. I know this review is meant to be...