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Lil' Reviews of Reviews


Don't Waste My Time
Thank you, Katie R., Stoughton, WI for your review of the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN. And: Thank you, Sunny (ethel cain's...
Lil
Jul 16, 20242 min read


Roxanna, You Don't Have to Pick Up Your Poop Tonight
Thank you, Roxanna B., Flagstaff, AZ for your review of Lookout Mountain Preserve in Phoenix, AZ. Most people don’t know this but there’s...
Lil
Jul 10, 20243 min read


A Man of Few Words
Thank you, Jonathan Demetrious Y for your review of ‘The Joy of Being Single’ written by Allia Zobel and illustrated by Roz Chast. Could...
Lil
Jul 2, 20241 min read


We'll Get Right on That
Thank you, Jeff S., Monterey Park, CA for your review of Communal in South Pasadena, CA. I may have been to this restaurant once or...
Lil
Jun 25, 20241 min read


Unbelievable
Thank you, Art S., Los Angeles, CA for your review of Sage Regenerative Kitchen and Brewery in Echo Park, CA. Crazy idea… perhaps their...
Lil
Jun 18, 20241 min read


"So fake for this"
Thank you, Berkeley H., VA, VA (where is that?) for your review of the 7 train in NY, NY. It's funny that this review was written in...
Lil
Jun 11, 20241 min read


Just What the Doctor Ordered
Thank you, Hambick N., Pasadena, CA for your review of 7-Eleven in Pasadena, CA. It’s rare but occasionally I like to take a moment and...
Lil
Jun 4, 20241 min read


The Road Not Taken. PERIOD.
Thank you, LaVern Davis, for your review of Coney Island in Brooklyn, NY. Did you feel that? My eyes roll so hard into the back of my...
Lil
May 28, 20241 min read


"Mediocre Farms"
Thank you, Jayden L. Verdugo Woodlands, Glendale, CA (that’s a mouthful) for your review of Mendocino Farms in Los Angeles, CA. "Ugh" is...
Lil
May 21, 20241 min read


Blame the Rain
Thank you, Sofia S., NJ, NJ for your review of Penn Station in NY, NY. In a couple of years, when your youngest child is old enough to...
Lil
May 14, 20244 min read


Never Forget
Thank you, Jackson E., San Francisco, CA for your review of the National September 11th Memorial Museum in New York, NY. You reviewed a...
Lil
May 7, 20241 min read


Arby's... we have the meats!
Thank you, Brent S., Estero, FL for your review of Arby’s in Bonita Springs, FL. This review was 100 percent written by a drunk person...
Lil
Apr 30, 20242 min read


"Gentle" Relief
Five out of five stars for all your reviews of the constipation reliever, Dulcolax. No notes. See you next Tuesday.
Lil
Apr 23, 20241 min read


A Hero's Journey
Thank you, Jango F., Chicago, IL for your review of the Red Light District in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Let me start by saying that I...
Lil
Apr 16, 20244 min read


"So if you like cold food it's your place"
I had a lot going on at your age. Things like little league baseball, playing dress up, Irish step dancing, trying to get in touch with...
Lil
Apr 9, 20243 min read


What's Dat?
Thank you, Annie Z., Laguna Woods, CA for your review of Cafe Du Monde in New Orleans, LA. And thank you for addressing the elephant in...
Lil
Apr 2, 20241 min read


No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Thank you, Mark S. Omaha, NE for your review of Mangia Italiana in Omaha, NE. What you did on October 24th, 2016 was a noble deed. I,...
Lil
Mar 26, 20242 min read


This Could Have Been a Text
Thank you, Matt P. Los Angeles, CA for your review of The Oinkster in Los Angeles, CA. I appreciate that you're willing to give it...
Lil
Mar 19, 20241 min read


Artichokin' Kidding Me? (I'm so sorry)
Thank you, Zach L., Millburn, NJ for your review of Artichoke Pizza in New York, NY. If you haven’t seen it already, I’d like to...
Lil
Mar 12, 20241 min read


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Thank you, Caroline G. Falmouth, ME for your review of Yellowstone National Park. What... does any of this mean? One out of five stars....
Lil
Mar 5, 20241 min read
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