The Most Magical Place on Earth?

Thank you, Joseph N., Las Vegas, NV, for your review of Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL. 

I know this review is meant to be tongue-in-cheek but what you’ve described are actually just the effects of capitalism. Welcome. It’s terrible here. 

I experience the same “I hate this place” feeling when I’m (including, but not limited to) at the following:

• The doctor’s office

• Costco

• Any store at Christmas

• The DMV

• Every car dealership

• The bank

• The grocery store on a Saturday day or Sunday evening

• Yosemite on July 4th weekend

• The In-N-Out drive-thru

• Most popular hiking trails in Los Angeles (especially ones where people think it’s okay to play music on a speaker)

• Almost any popular club, lounge, restaurant, or bar in any major city

• Times Square

• Sporting events or concerts

• The mall

• LAS VEGAS - helloooo Mr. Joseph N. of Las Vegas, NV????

“You have to be insane to want to endure this place” but we have no choice. At least Disney promises a few fleeting moments of pure childlike magic. Don’t tell me you can hear ‘Once Upon A Dream’ from Sleeping Beauty without getting the chills, because I’ll know you’re lying. 

Joseph N., I’m giving you two out of five stars for your review. I think Disney deserves more than one but you’re also, unfortunately, not wrong. Wouldn’t it be great if we were kids again? Excuse me while I spiral.

See you next Tuesday.